Jew Party

[x2]:
Jew party, baby
It was a cool party
Cool Jew party
La la la la

Bagels and Lox and other things to nosh on
All the food you need to feed a lot of Jews
Millions of goyim want into my party
But, it's hebrews only, and you're on the list baby!

[Bridge]:
I'll cut the challah, I baked it yesterday!
'Lots of boys, wearing yarmulkes!
Holy falafel 'n' pita, we've got humus!
So come on light the candles and Mazel Tov!

[Chorus]:
It was a Jew party for the cool Jews at my Shul x2
It's so cool in my shul x4
Oy oy oy!

Jew, yeah, Jew, oh yeah

[x2]:
Jew party, baby
It was a cool party
Cool Jew Party
La la la la

The ratio of Jews to goyim is five to none
There hasn't been a party like this since 1948
Come on to the party, let the Horah begin
We've even got chairs to life you in!

[Bridge]

[Chorus]

[Rap]:
Now you're a man, you know it's true
To have a Bar Mitzvah in our Shul
Just read the Torah and you will see
Just how cool reading hebrew can be
Don't eat too much before you dance
Or you might just get a cramp in your pants
A cell phone is ringing, that's not cool
Who brought a cell phone in the Shul?
David, Sarah, and Abraham
It's my party, but remember- no ham!

It was a Jew party for the cool Jews at my Shul x2
It's so cool in my Shul x8
Oy oy oy!